Friday, September 16, 2016

Satire: “Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship”

“Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship”
by Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “Calling this “the greatest day of my life,” a visibly moved Barack Obama held a news conference on Friday to thank Donald Trump for granting him U.S. citizenship. “The issue of whether or not I was a U.S. citizen has been a dark cloud over my existence for as long as I can remember,” a tearful Obama told the press corps. “Only one man had the courage, wisdom, and doggedness to make that cloud go away: Donald J. Trump.”

The President, who had to halt several times during his remarks to compose himself, praised the Republican Presidential nominee for “never giving up” in his quest to prove that Obama was born in the U.S. “A weaker man would have said, ‘I don’t need this in my life,’ but Donald Trump was always there for me,” the President said. “Over the past five years, barely a day went by when he didn’t call me and say, ‘Barack, I don’t care what a bunch of crackpots say. You were born here, and I’m going to prove it once and for all.’ “

The President said he planned to spend the day celebrating his U.S. citizenship with his family. “It’s great to be an American, at last,” he said. When asked if he had any message for Trump, the President paused for a moment. “Just this: I love you,” he said, a tear trickling down his cheek.”
http://www.newyorker.com/
Earlier...

Sept. 16, 2016: "Donald Trump finally admits Barack Obama is American citizen."
https://www.theguardian.com/

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